How can you look yourself in the mirror? Don't give me this "I have a family stuff". If you're the kind of guy (or girl) reading about Chiefs stuff in the middle of a lockout, in June, and going on this adventure, then you should be the kind of guy that wears red in Oakland.

If you're not the kind of guy that would take a battery in the eye to represent your team in your hated rivals' home turf, I suggest you find your receipt because Rawlings is going to want their merchandise back.

The Chiefs go on to win this game but I think we can all agree that there was a major loss here. I don't even think you deserve to know how the game ended so you don't get the rest of this little mini-adventure.

You can start to redeem yourself by buying a beer for the Chiefs fan you see down the road at a bar with two black eyes for screaming, "Home of the Chiefs!" during the national anthem. That guy has a story that he won't ever forget.