While former Kansas PG Jacque Vaughn has reportedly emerged as a the front-runner for the Orlando Magic head coaching job, at least one prominent former Orlando player isn't a member of his fan club:
Orlando magic is about to hire jock Vaugh over mike Malone or Brian shaw are u kidding me, wow, good luck winning wit Dat team Dwite howard— SHAQ (@SHAQ) July 22, 2012
No one expects perfect punctuation on Twitter, but some effort must be put forth to ensure that we are all communicating in the same language.
By my rough count, there are 13 spelling/grammar mistakes (including both properly and improperly capitalized words) in this Tweet. That's an average of nearly one mistake every 10 characters!
There are so many gems here it's hard to even pick a favorite, but I enjoyed both "jock Vaugh" and "Dwite" Howard. It looks like Shaq is tweeting in Crayon.