Just a bit of "informative" reading for the weekend. An excerpt:
Atlanta Braves: We can show you numerous charts that prove his suckiness but basically you can trust us on this. He sucks.
Francoeur People: Yeah? Well, if he sucks so much, how come he has played 86 more games than any other Braves player since July 7, 2005?
Arbitrator: Excellent question.
Atlanta Braves: It’s mostly because we kind of suck too.