This is a Kansas City sports site and JaMarcus Russell is not in Kansas City. But, if you're a resident, you're also probably aware of the Chiefs. And if you're a fan of the Chiefs, then you can appreciate the humor in this reality from Pro Football Talk:
↵↵↵A source with knowledge of the situation tells us that the expansion Omaha Nighthawks could be signing Russell, who would team up with running back Ahman Green in the team's backfield.
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There's still a long way to go before Russell would actually join the team, the internal discussions have begun, and they will continue.
Eric Berry will soon sign a contract worth slightly less than the one Russell signed in 2007 but I would be willing to bet Berry couldn't ever be as big of a bust as Russell.