Paul Sullivan of the Chicago Tribune has a mailbag post up answering fans wacky trade ideas.â†µ
Making the list is the Royals' Alex Gordon.â†µ
Cubs send Mike Fontenot and Jeff Samardzija to Kansas City for Alex Gordon. The proverbial change of scenery might do good for everyone involved. .â†µ
Samardzija has a no-trade clause, and I'm not sure he would waive it to go to Kansas City, and the Royals aren't trading Alex Gordon.
My favorite: Carlos Zambrano for a beer vendor.