Paul Sullivan of the Chicago Tribune has a mailbag post up answering fans wacky trade ideas.
↵Making the list is the Royals' Alex Gordon.
↵↵↵Cubs send Mike Fontenot and Jeff Samardzija to Kansas City for Alex Gordon. The proverbial change of scenery might do good for everyone involved. .
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Samardzija has a no-trade clause, and I'm not sure he would waive it to go to Kansas City, and the Royals aren't trading Alex Gordon.
My favorite: Carlos Zambrano for a beer vendor.